Kevin
M.
Magnetism "The Day
Nothing Worked"
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The
most horrible day in history undertook the guise of a regular Monday in July.
It began for me like any other summer morning; I woke up and lazily
"hopped" out of bed. Next, I went through my bathroom routine with
only one problem, the water pressure was barely there. I forgot about it and
continued get dressed, eat and turn on the television. After much struggle, the
picture managed its way onto the screen. I was looking forward to watching my
usual morning cartoons but every channel had a new special covering the same
topic.
The dim picture was on how a
black hole has been destroying our planet. I didn’t even know what a black hole
was. The report went on to state that the black hole is sucking a certain
ingredient out of our atmosphere. At this time scientists had no idea what this
might be, nor had I. The report concluded with the lone fact that more things
stopped working every few moments. I decided none of this would affect me, so I
got my things together and headed for work. I left my house into an unusually
dim morning and headed for the Bullet Train. . .
As
the train approached, yet another strange thing happened – it stopped! Right
before it got to the platform the train stopped! Life was getting weird. This
was the most reliable train, it was always on time, never late, and today it
sat there failing to budge. I figured this would be a good day to take a
vacation. So I picked up my things and walked home. As I opened the door and
went to turn off the alarm system, I found the monitor was blank. "This
has never happened before," I thought. Again something reliable had failed
me. I figured I’d call the company that afternoon and get everything
straightened out. That’s what I planned at least.
I
got settled once again. I sat down on the couch and pressed "power"
on the remote control. However, this time after a brief sound of success the
picture never appeared on the screen. Something terrible was going on. I just
couldn’t figure out what. So I decided to relax and read the newspaper only to
find it was yet to be delivered. So I just sat . . . still thinking . .
."What was that on the tube before? A black hole…hmm… They said it was
taking something out of our atmosphere. But what do all these things have in
common: the train, the alarm system, the water pressure, the television, the
car of the paper deliver. . . and now the lights. . ."The room plunged
into darkness. I clumsily made my way to the curtains and found it was also
dark outside! How could this be? It was nearly 9:00 in the morning!
Then the light bulb clicked on.
Not the one in the lamp stand but the one in my head… MAGNETISM!!! All these
things needed magnetism to function; from the train’s slight elevation above
the tracks to the atmosphere’s deflection of the cosmic rays. As I made this
discovery, I immediately thought to inform the authorities. I haphazardly made
my way to the telephone, began to dial and there was only silence. "Of
course," I thought, "the phone wouldn’t work because magnetism is
essential to it’s functioning. I felt alone as the sole enlightened one and
even more so when I appeared on the vacant street and my screams fell on deaf
ears. As I walked the atoms in my body lost their fusion because of lack of
magnetism and I fell to slush just as I woke up to the bright sunshine and
blaring clock radio in my bedroom. The morning sun shone in, along with my new
appreciation for magnetism.